K.J. Lander

EXPENSIVE MALE SHOES FALL ON THE PLATFORM WITH A STEADY TAP TAP OF FOOTSTEPS. THE FEET ARE ENVELOPED IN A FOGGY MIST FLOWING UPWARDS FROM THE TRACK BELOW. BACKGROUND MUSIC IS MUFFLED ‘CHATANOOGA CHOO CHOO’ GLEN MILLER.
A SHARPLY TAILORED SUIT LEADS UP TO A WELL GROOMED HEAD, PANAMA ASKEW, ROLL-UP CIGARETTE DROOPING TO ONE SIDE OF HIS MOUTH. HE EXHALES SMOKE SLOWLY AND STAGGERS A LITTLE AS HE COMES TO A STANDSTILL.

(ACTOR, OFF CAMERA) BLACK & WHITE/BLEAK Open on a close up shot of the actor. The subject is smiling, happy to tell his little tale… ACTOR Y’know, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a bloody fool wi’ women. SMILES WARMLY Would ye look at me? Am I not a fine figure of masculinity? Well, [...]